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Rider of the Week #8 – Gordon

1. Tell us a bit about yourself
When I was young I was not allowed to have a bike but was allowed to have a scooter.  So on weekends off I went on what I thought were long rides down to the bush at Chatswood Golf Course. I was gone for 3 – 4 hours and my parents never really knew where I was.  That is where I learnt one is not a lonely number.

Later in life took myself off on day walks in the Blue Mtns. One day just stopped myself short from falling over a 30m cliff.  After that thought bushwalking alone was dangerous. So took up solo skiing for 20 years. Then started to go with others but decided that was too dangerous also when one trip I lost my skiing buddy in a whiteout!  I rang my sympathetic wife Annette (Mrs Newell for some of you) to tell her I will not be home as lost my ski buddy and need S&R to find him dead or alive.  She said don’t be silly you are parked outside the house. The Doctor in the medical centre flirting with the nurse did not help my cause.  Annette heard the giggling in the background. it was only when I rang the second time did she believe me that I was not coming home that night.

2. What got you into cycling?
Hating to drive in Sydney traffic and staying fit for skiing. Meeting this guy called Nick who was my inspiration15 years ago who made me work a little harder than just going at my pace. He also said there will be a group forming in the near future and they will be wearing egg and tomato kits.
If you think riding on the cycle way over the bridge is something special you should try the actual deck which I used to do every morning going to North Sydney pool from Clint territory.  Till one fog bound May I almost ran into a broken down car.  Thought if I cannot see the car then how could a driver see me!

3. How did you come to join the Easy Riders?
25 years of cycling generally on own got to me one February at lights on Pacific Highway at Roseville.  Saw a group of guys wearing egg and tomato.  Jumped the lights and landed next to SatNav who promptly gave me the hard sell. The rest of the ride home was a bit of a flogging for me but joined the group the next day at Gordon and have not looked back since.

4. Tell us about your bikes.
Scooter (does that count as a bike – got two wheels) broke in two on a steep downhill run.  Managed to run down the hill holding the handle bar and front wheel.  Cannot remember what happened to the back section.
First real bike was a Raleigh bought from Grace Bros in Canberra and served by a Mrs Slocombe look alike of Are You Being Served.
Next went for a hybrid and used to be flogged by this guy called Nick.
Next was my SS that I still have and which has been rebuilt about 2.5 times.
My pride and join is my Colnago that was stored next to the good wife’s car for 3 months before she noticed.

5. If you could ride anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Good question.  Somewhere where there is a positive incline that goes for kms and kms without a downhill section.

6. Tell us a riding story.
Living in Canberra I was a only a few kms from work so used to go in opposite direction to add the kms on. Later on found some hills to also include in my commute. One day was riding up this hill, head down (as one does) and the next thing I know I’m in the middle of the road. No injuries to me or the bike, but there was some poor sod in the gutter and he looked like he had just been hit by a bike. I laughed but he was not impressed.  He was walking up the hill because it was too steep!

7. Do you have any advice for the riders at the back of the ER peloton?
Stay with SatNav or get up front of peloton, but whatever you do, I repeat whatever you do stay away from Zlatko!

8. Lastly, tell us something we don’t know about you.
I don’t really like the cold but camp out in the snow and have a fear of drowning although I used to swim 4km each day at North Sydney pool religiously. I also don’t like needles, just like the nurses at the other end.

Rider of the Week #7 – Flash

1. Tell us a bit about yourself
I’m short, hairy and don’t need any arm and leg warmers to get me through the winter months. I think I typify the real HMOTN.

2. What got you into cycling?
Being able to exercise and commute to work in the same time it would normally take me just to get to work.

3. How did you come to join the Easy Riders?
Teflon once said to for me watch out for a group in egg and tomato that will be coming your way sometime in the future. So for 15 years I ploughed Chippo’s back door in the mornings and Luton Highway in the afternoons looking for this illusive group. Then one summer night a shining light appeared at Roseville, it was SatNav!  SatNav promptly took me under his wing and the rest is history.

4. Tell us about your bikes.
My work horse is the trusty Giant TCR that I use as my SS for rain, hail and shine commutes.  My beloved Big C, The Colnago for those long rides on sunny, dry road days.

5. If you could ride anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Anywhere there are no land locked boats

6. Tell us a riding story.
On a training run with Dominator and SatNav got flogged.  Was determined to catch them up at Asquith and with head down (as one does) cycled as hard as I could but forgot about the boat that is always parked 100m north of the station. Lets say I came off second best!

7. Do you have any advice for the riders at the back of the ER peloton?
Look ahead and listen for the call “boat” as that means Flash is near by

8. Lastly, tell us something we don’t know about you
I don’t like hot weather.

Rider of the Week #6 – The Captain

1. Tell us a bit about yourself
I am Chief Foundation Member – Global of Easy Riders Inc (soon to listed on the ASX).

Ride name “Captain”, after Captain Merrill Stubing of the Love Boat: A nickname which I have had for over 25 years – and one that I was proud to have until Chippo pointed out its more modern meaning…

My day job is wander around the offices of Allens in the city looking important and waving my arms around.

I am a proud Queenslander who has now spent 15 years deep behind enemy lines. I am 25 years married this year (to Tennille – Love Will Keep Us Together)

and have two children – Simba and Nala.

2. What got you into cycling?
As I say, I am Chief Foundation Member – Global of Easy Riders Inc, hence I was commuting from Gordon as Adam and Eve were cavorting in the gardens of the Upper North Shore. In fact, they might have been seen around the pool at Coopz place on Burns Road.

3. How did you come to join the Easy Riders?
See the Book of Genesis.

4. Tell us about your bikes.
It is well known that I am not a Bike Worshipper. I pour most of my money into a hole in Pittwater which I sail on the weekends. Hence my daily (okay monthly) commuter is a very trusty (and cheap) Avanti Carbonio 1.0.

5. If you could ride anywhere in the world, where would it be?
The Captain’s Route (we were into double entendres in the early days when it came to naming rides), since renamed The One True Path, but I am also looking forward to riding in France next year as part of the Easy Riders 100th Tour de France trip.

6, Tell us a riding story.
Now that you ask Drastic; one memorable ride home with Coopz and you was when you decided to take us via some circuitous route through the back streets of Pymble, including across a slippery wooden bridge in the crevasse which is at the bottom of Vista Street. You were riding at your usual break neck speed, with Coopz in hot pursuit and me in slightly luke warm third position. As we attempted to cross said bridge, you hit the deck, Coopz went over the top of you and almost over the guard rail and 20 minutes later I arrived. Hence you were named “Drastic” Measures. [editor’s note – it is said that the shouts of “clear” at the top of Vista Street were when they attached the defibrillator to the Captain’s heart].

7. Do you have any advise for the riders at the back of the ER peloton?
Keep pedalling – I need the wind break.

8. Lastly, tell us something we don’t know about you.
I am incredibly secretive…

Il Capitano

Rider of the Week #5 – Simba

1. Tell us a bit about yourself
Aside from hanging out with a bunch of old blokes with pony tails (Le Bullet – it is truly an honour) I am studying a Doctor of Physiotherapy and I am trying to tackle the German language in my free time. Most in the peloton will know me only as Simba.

2. What got you into cycling?
Unfortunately I have had a mid-life crisis at the ripe old age of 22. A series of injuries including stress fractures in the back, shoulder surgery and a broken leg, combined with a slightly worrying new interest in Kenny G albums and red wine have led me to embrace the transition from 22 to 47 years old and take up cycling in the process.

3. How did you come to join the Easy Riders?
Many may be unaware that I am actually a direct descendant of one of the original FM’s (Captain). Dad’s constant incorporation of cycling terms such as ‘rolling’, ‘car back’ and ‘runner up’ into everyday life provided the initial spark in seeing if the morning roll along the One True Path truly was the second best way to start the day. Having an Egg and Tomato of my own was also a large incentive.

4. Tell us about your bikes.
I ride an Avanti Giro 3. It is a great first bike to start out on and I’m loving every km spent on it.

5. If you could ride anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Places like Alpe d’Huez, Mount Tourmalet and the Stelvio would be amazing however I can’t go past a casual stroll out to Palmy and back (maybe throwing in Akuna Bay and West Head) and finishing at the Bilgola beach cafe for an Egg & Bacon Roll and a coffee.

6, Tell us a riding story.
Having only had 3 months in the saddle I don’t think I’ve had the time to develop any good riding stories. I’ve enjoyed getting to know everyone in the ER so hopefully a few memorable stories are to come.

7. Do you have any advise for the riders at the back of the ER peloton?
Well I think a lot of the guys at the back of the peloton (a.k.a. Sat Nav) seem to be the best riders in the pack so I’m not sure I’m going to be much help there. If I have one piece of advice for Sat Nav it would be to lose some of that calf size. Those things must weigh him down on the hills.

8. Lastly, tell us something we don’t know about you.
I spent 3 months last year in Africa doing surgery and lived for a week with David Livingstone (the Great Great Grandson of the David Livingstone). Dad obviously thought it was funny for me to ask “Dr. Livingstone, I presume?” It didn’t get quite the reception that Dad believed it deserved.

Rider of the Week #4 – Virgin

1. Tell us a bit about yourself
South African born POM now happy living on Sydney’s lower north shore married to an Aussie and have two lovely little kids. I work in Talent acquisition for want of a  better definition. Oh and not the Wallaby “Andrew Blades” however most of the estate agents in the area convinced that I am and they played Junior rugby with them at Lindfield and I think I’ll have use that to my advantage at some point.

2. What got you into cycling?
I have lived on a bike from a very early age, BMX’s MTB’s but a always has a love for road. Moving to London post Uni and spending most of my time working my way round all the pubs and bars the City had to offer put paid to my cycling for a few years. I was keen to take it up again when I moved to Sydney, started commuting in just over a year ago.

3. How did you come to join the Easy Riders?
I was keen to join a cycling club/group of sorts, but didn’t feel ready for a full on road club. Looked around the area and didn’t see any group that took my fancy.  I kept on seeing the post 6pm ER bus stragglers fly past me on their way home, followed the website address on someone’s Knicks liked the vibe and here I am.

4. Tell us about your bikes.
Only have the one at the moment, my much loved Scott CR-1 (I think there are is still a collection of MTB’s, BMX’s and a few odd Peugeot road bikes in dad’s shed back in Blighty)

5. If you could ride anywhere in the world, where would it be?
I would love to follow the TDF one year and ride the route. I know a few ER’s are thinking of doing the 100th  but I’ll have to wait for a lot of planets to line up before this ever happens.

6. Tell us a riding story.
On my first commute into Sydney’s CBD.  I was feeling a little smug with all my new gear on and thinking that I was  looking every part like Mark Cavendish’s double, also very happy that I had arrived into town at the same time as my usual bus.

I was however very quickly taken back to a slice of reality when,  after arriving on York Street, I was cut up by a Beamer forcing me to brake suddenly.  A few evil glares were thrown at the Beamer driver to let him know of my thoughts on the matter. I had however forgotten that I was now experiencing the joys of riding with cleats and while concentrating on making my feeling know to the driver I had forgotten to unclip. I’m sure a few of you have experience the feeling of time standing still as you start to falling slowly towards the deck. I was now a sprawling mess on the floor in full view of the alighting passages on my usual bus. I still get a few comments when I bus in.

7. Do you have any advise for the riders at the back of the ER peloton?
Sit back and take it all in, mind the pollution coming from up front and don’t stress about taking Flash’s KOM he’ll only kill himself trying to get it back.

8. Lastly, tell us something we don’t know about you.
This is a hard one, as a newbie there’s a lot still to tell. I once was McDonalds employee of the year!

and Virgin has been brave enough to answer BT’s extra questions…

9. What is your next bike..
Quite keen on a ARGON 18 Gallium PRO DURA ACE, (don’t think I’m worthy of dreaming of a Pinarello Dogma quite yet) also keen to get my hands on and Raleigh Chopper for a bit of retro comedy value

10. When is your next bike..
Ask the wife

11. Does your spouse know the answer
to 9) probably not and 10) too scared to ask

12. Have you ever lied about being late at work but really just taken the “long” way home to get a few more hills in..
Forgotten to lie a few a times and paid the price

13. Where are your wiggle orders delivered to ?
Always the office (too much explaining to do), it’s like Christmas every day

A Young Virgin – London to Brighton bike ride c1990

Rider of the Week #3 – Derek McDerek

1. Tell us a bit about yourself
I was born in (^%&^$% [problem with denial], ok ok it was 1962. I grew up in Durban in sunny South Africa. I’ve been fortunate to work and live in a few countries since, some nice and some not so nice before moving to Sydney in 2005. Have a wife [Aihesha] and 6 year old son [Joshua] and work in project management in financial services.

2. What got you into cycling?
I grew up cycling everywhere as a child and loved the sense of freedom [over used cliché I know but true] and exploring the neighbourhoods, so it was probably a natural place to return when I got older. As I like bushwalking I first started mountain biking and then started riding on the road when I began commuting. Since then I have been slowly morphing into clipless, lycra and carbon.

3. How did you come to join the Easy Riders?
When I first started riding to work I often used to pass the ER at Gordon a few minutes before their departure on the OTP. I never stopped as they looked a bit hard core with their carbon bikes and lycra for my flat pedals and trainers. They would overtake me before we cleared the hills of death and disappear into the distance rather rapidly in those days so my early cycling aspirations revolved around getting fit enough to join them for more than the first 100m. Over time Larri, BT, Brownie and Satnav all asked me to join ER [they didn’t realise I had been trying!] so eventually when I felt fit enough to formally join I did, hanging off the back to BT’s encouraging smiles!

4. Tell us about your bikes?
I have a Niner mtb, a Genesis Croix de Fer cyclocross bike for commuting and Trek Madone. All use the same 1960’s engine so variances in speed are slight.

5. If you could ride anywhere in the world, where would it be?
I’d really love to ride ‘The Great Divide’ or ‘Tour Divide’, mtb rides/races from Canada to Mexico but as that’s a bit further that the OTP I’ll go with the Alps for now. Next year with ER hopefully?

6, Tell us a riding story
I’m about 11 or 12, I’m riding my blue 3 speed Raleigh in a new unexplored place miles from home and far away enough to be excited, anxious and at peace all at the same time. No GPS, tool kit or hydration pack, just the wind, the view and my tires rolling over the road, and I am very happy to own a bike.

7. Do you have any advice for the riders at the back of the ER peloton?
Don’t stress about it, we’ve all been there sometime and when you’ve improved enough to ride at the front, you’ll probably chose to ride at the back again anyway.

8. Lastly, tell us something we don’t know about you.
Hmm..what come back to bite me! I was once sunk at sea when an oil tanker hit our ship during re-fuelling exercises in a storm. I spent 4 hours in a life raft 140km from Cape Point in the pitch dark in sea state 6..cured me of sea sickness as well!

Rider of the Week #2 – Stealth

1. Tell us a bit about yourself

I was born in 1972. The year of the Rat apparently (which is a shame, as I was hoping for a Tiger or Dragon).


2. What got you into cycling?

Whilst studying Einstein’s theory of relativity, it dawned on me one day that covering the distance to college was quicker on a bike than walking. Not enough to bend space-time, but enough for me to arrive at my lectures on time. It’s made such a quantum change to my life.

3. How did you come to join the Easy Riders?

Moved to posh end of Wahroonga (aka Turramurra). The guys at Turramurra Cyclery put me in touch with Goose, who simply advised “Gordon 6:45am”.  I think BT was my mentor on that first ride, guiding me through the labyrinth that is North Sydney.  Regrettably, got hammered with my ride name “Stealth” in about 5 seconds of turning up. [Editor’s note” Stealth turned up for his first ride on a bike sheaved in plastic like a strange cloaking device.The ride name was inevitable.]

4. Tell us about your bikes?

Trek’s have been my favourite (before Lance came along). First serious bike was a Trek 970 mountain bike. TSS is restoring it to its former beauty. Hopefully this summer, I’ll saddle her up for the commute in. The dream machine is the Pinarello – riding up hills is so easy; it feels like cheating.


5. If you could ride anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Pyrénées please.  Less pretentious then the Alps, but no less rugged. Second to that: Falls Creek on a cool summer’s day, so will be down for 3 Peaks next March

6, Tell us a riding story.

3P training weekend in Thredbo. First big ride out on the Pinarello, and whilst I was in awe with the handling and climbing ability of my new machine, I slowly found myself near the front of the peloton. Imagine that. Loved the ride, loved the scenery, loved the hills.
[Editor’s note (again) I’m surprised he didn’t mention his ride with Cadel Evans – ask him about it]

7. Do you have any advice for the riders at the back of the ER peloton?

Advice……hmmm tough one. Life is like riding your bike. To keep your balance you must keep moving. Does that count?

8. Lastly, tell us something we don’t know about you.

Hmmm. Tough one again. So many secrets, so little time. I used to be a weather man – worked at the Meteorological office. My area of expertise was low cloud visibility forecasting.  A surprisingly complex field of meteorology, that once you’re into, it is very difficult to see a way through.  Also, I’ve always wanted to be a comedian, but could never get my  head around irony.
[Editor’s note (yet again) Does BT know he is a meteorologist? Don’t let them sit together or if they do – stay out of earshot]

Rider of the Week #1 C.Hippo

This is the first in a (hopefully) weekly series on members of the ER peloton. Based on Satnav’s mailing list I think I have about 2 years worth of material but by then there will be another 100 or so new riders to interview.

Below is an intro to C.Hippo in his word words, one of the true hard men (with a few soft gel inserts) of the ER Peloton.

1. Tell us a bit about yourself.
Self confessed IT geek and proud of it. Striving to ride 6 days a week.

 

2. What got you into cycling?
Friends up the road who only spoke to you if you had a dragster between your legs

 

3. How did you come to join the Easy Riders?
After cycling for a year on the M2 route I found a post on a bike bus forum (http://bikebus.org.au/forum/index.php/topic,20.msg99.html#msg99) from a chap called Goose .  Caught up with Goose and his BikeBus backpack on Telegraph road.  Haven’t stopped since Feb 2009

 

4. Tell us about your bikes?
Started early.  Have owned Dragsters BMX, Mountain and now road bikes with a regular colour theme of Red.

 

5. If you could ride anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Italy please, but not with Peloton Sports.  But Larri and Nat Nat are welcome

 

6, Tell us a riding story.
I’m not going to go write about my first attempt of the 3 Peaks 2010.  Until it snows on the ride again at Hotham.

 

7. Do you have any advise for the riders at the back of the ER peloton?
Stay at the back and enjoy the view. You learn more