In traditions dating back to the earliest parts of this decade, the traditional Thursday Beaches ride is moved forward to Wednesday whenever the Bureau of Meteorology issues forecast of mild late week  dampness to ER central.

Therefore by custom, observance, sacred songlines, etcetera and so forth, notice is hereby given that a FluffER shall depart opposite Pattos in St Ives 5:15am this Wednesday, destination BarCycle, and in 7.5 weeks, to the finishers-jersey pick-up desk at Peaks Challenge.